One day a boy asks his dad, \"What\'s the difference between a pussy and a cunt?\" Dad thought for a minute and said, \"Come with me.\" He took his son to his mother\'s bedroom, where she was sleeping nude. \"Son,\" he whispered, \"see that brown soft furry patch? That is a pussy.\" The boy asked, \"May I touch it to see how soft and furry it is?\" \"No!\" replied his father. \"That might wake up the cunt.\"
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